weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

asphyxion:

when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

screamandshout:

Judge Judy angers a satellite dish company.

hollabackqirl:

Christina Aguilera trying to grab her next hit 

hollabackqirl:

Christina Aguilera trying to grab her next hit 

stillmeaningless:

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS IM CRYING SO MUCH HELP 

stillmeaningless:

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS IM CRYING SO MUCH HELP